Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
Funny, funny stuff: I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused. Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm’s...
Some people have a predisposition to alcoholism. Does that mean they’re...– Quote of the Day: Mike Huckabee, in an interview with Esquire, comparing homosexuality with an addiction to alcohol. [h/t.]
3PM Slap: A good roundhouse kick is one you don’t see coming. The best roundhouse kick is the one you should’ve seen coming. [via.]
Song Parody of the Day: Jon Daly does a Shatner-esque reading of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s classic ode to puberty “Parents Just Don’t Understand.” [via.]
Sneak Peek of the Day: ET previewed the G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra trailer on last night’s show. The clip is only 11 seconds long, but the full version will be shown tomorrow during the Super Bowl. The film is set to be released August 7. [via.] UPDATE: The full-length Super Bowl spot: [via.]
3PM Slap: I can tell these guys are going to go far. Their bass player already has Krist Novoselic’s injure-yourself-with-your-own-equipment move down pat. [via.]