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Thu Aug16
How To Pimp of the Day: A recent raid on the Long Island home of alleged pimp Steve McDaniel and his girlfriend Sandra Russell turned up a handwritten list of 10 rules to follow when managing “hoez” — and they’re all kinds of tragic funny. 
The “Rule’s 2 Da game of Hoez!!!” include such gems as:
Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and souls.
No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them.
Make them understand that you don’t need them they need you, and they are replaceable.
Follow these rule’s, and you should b Gucci.
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How To Pimp of the Day: A recent raid on the Long Island home of alleged pimp Steve McDaniel and his girlfriend Sandra Russell turned up a handwritten list of 10 rules to follow when managing “hoez” — and they’re all kinds of tragic funny. 

The “Rule’s 2 Da game of Hoez!!!” include such gems as:

  • Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and souls.
  • No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them.
  • Make them understand that you don’t need them they need you, and they are replaceable.
  • Follow these rule’s, and you should b Gucci.

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