Happy Hour:

Know This: 

• Now this is how you make a Tom Collins.
• Walter White is wanted for meth manufacturing — in real life!
• An L.A. restaurant is offering a 5 percent discount to customers who give up their phones upon arrival.
• 3D-printed meat may be the food of the future — but ew, weird.
• A 20-something is defending his racist YouTube rant by saying he was drunk.

Read This:

• FromUproxx: Shark Week was invented by three drunk dudes in a bar.
• From Slate: Should Facebook be nationalized to protect user rights?
• From Politico: Managing Joe Bidenis Mission Impossible.

Watch This:

• The Onion narrates our horrifying planet — first up, Spiders.
• First, the killer Five Guys review. Then, the killer Five Guys review remixed.
• Star Warsgets a30 Rock opening sequence.
• You may have a chance with Kate Upton, according to Kate Upton.
• The Ultimate Mitt Romney Flip-Flopping Compilation— prepare a snack, you’ll need it.

Look At This:

• OMG the official Ryan Gosling coloring book.
• All of these corgis are up for adoption.

Happy Hour Tweet: By @OMGFacts 

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