Happy Hour:

Know This:

• Science confirms — the only workday we like is Friday.
• Roger Clemens will return to the mound Saturday for the Sugar Land Skeeters.
• The royal corgis got in a brutal dogfight with Princess Beatrice’s beloved terrier.
• The Lost-themed nursery is now a thing.
• The NYPD is investigating an incident of bacon at a Ramadan event as a hate crime.

Read This:

• FromWorldWideInterweb: The funniest job resumesof all time.
• FromThe Week: How the Internet saved a dogstranded at 14,000 feet.
• FromThe New York Times: Can’t new moms get a breakwhen it comes to their bodies?

Look At This:

• Surreal images of the Deepwater Horizon incident, taken just after the explosion.
• This is how Facebook sold advertising in 2004. Hahahahaha.
• The Darkness has a new album, and its cover features bikini girls on giant pancakes.

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