Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by the“Bloody Best” bloody mary. 

What else?

• TDW Geek: Joss Whedon is writing and directing a S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot for ABC
• Idiot: A drunk guy accidentally sent 70,000 chickens to their deaths
• Odd: A Bigfoot imposter was hit and killed by a car while trying to create a hoax
• Phew: Birthday reminders are coming to the Google homepage
• Of Course: Stephen Colbert explains how gay sex causes hurricanes
• Sure: The Republicans have adopted Internet freedom as their own

Lunch Lady: Flame Emin 

Lunch Leisure: Oneway (via) 

Lunch List: 12 Hotel Secrets By Hotel Staffs