This Happy Hour brought to you by the GOP. 

Know This:

• The Dems unleashed some dubious claimsTuesday night, according to fact checkers.
• Fox’s Megyn Kelly rightly trashes Jason Biggsfor his tweets about Romney’s and Ryan’s wives.
• Rush Limbaugh says that if Obama were white,this election would be over.
• Ellen got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• Playing in the NFL triples men’s risk of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s.

Read This:

• From Deadspin: Why grown men walk around wearing football jerseys.
• From New York: How the Paul Ryan pick puts the spotlight on Joe Biden.
• From Dead Homer Society: How The Simpsons became the broadcasting undead.

Watch This: 

• What if Obama had called a real stoner instead of Harold and Kumar?
• Sandra Bernhard takes on Jerry Seinfeld with Comedians Walking & Getting Mani-Pedis.
• Why the Republicans have no heart (and the Democrats have no balls).

Look At This:

• The 20 best closing scenes in TV.
• Amazing balloon animal muppets are freakin’ amazing.

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• Sweet new eco-friendly bamboo T’s from Dusty Paw — get 10 percent off with code “thedailywhat” at checkout.

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