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Know This: 

• Martin Scorsese is making a documentary on Roger Ebert.
• A wedding can actually save you money over the long term — but how much?
• New CIA documents finally prove that Bush’s WMD claim was merely that.

Read This:

• From Truth-Out.org: John Cusack and law professor Jonathan Turley on Obama’s war on the Constitution.
• From the Today show: Is it problematic to label larger girls’ clothing plus-size?
• From Slate: What I learned about life fromeating every variety of Pepperidge Farm cookie.
• From Ad Age: Why Twitter makes us carewhen even minor celebrities die.

Watch This:

• How Air Force One has changed since 9/11.
• Larry David on The Daily Show — Without Obama, it could have been worse.
• The U.K.’s bold new breast cancer ad. (Not Safe For Work — nudity.)
• The Ultimate “That’s What She Said” News Montage.

Look At This:

• MMA fighter Renzo Gracie live tweets an attempted mugging — and it’s hilarious.
• Honest logos from around the world.
• Red Staters make fun of a child on Facebook — and it gets ugly.

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