This Lunch Rush brought to you by Walter White and Don Draper. 

What else?

• TDW Geek: This isn’t your grandfather’s Star Trek…
• Shocking: The repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell didn’t cripple the military.
• WTF: The Sept. 11 museum still isn’t open.
• Sweet: The Unofficial Downton Abbey Cookbook is a thing.
• Awww: Seinfeld’s Newman feels for real-life postal workers.
• Yikes: Wrestling legend Jerry Lawler had a heart attack on live TV while commentating Monday night.
• Ew: Bobby Brown is getting a reality show.

Lunch Lady: Ashleysha Yesugade 

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