This Lunch Rush brought to you by pizza tanlines. 

What else?

• TDW Geek: All the Wii U details in one place.
• Yikes: Hundreds of protesters surrounded the U.S. Embassy in Yemen earlier today.
• Meanwhile: Four have been arrested for the fatal attack in Libya.
• Good God: The anti-Muslim “movie” that sparked the violence in Libya and Egypt may not even be real.
• WTF: A professor is under fire for breastfeeding her baby while lecturing.
• Of Course: Monica Lewinsky is shopping a top-secret book project.
• Weird: Arnold Schwarzenegger is holding a contest — winner gets an outgoing voicemail message recorded by the man himself.
• Wow: No Easy Day, the tale of the Bin Laden raid, unseated Fifty Shades Of Grey in its first week.

Lunch Lady: Yossi Maeser 

Lunch List: A Literary Insult For Every Occasion