This Happy Hour brought to you by Lindsay Lohan’s guide to life. 

Know This: 

• A restaurant in Florence, Italy, now lets patrons pay for food with fresh produce.
• A Ph.D. student paid his tuition with mail-in rebates.
• The Brave Little Toaster is getting a CGI reboot.
• Ahmadinejad says his enemies have destroyed Iran’s rain clouds and caused a drought.
• NYC passes Mayor Bloomberg’s ban on large sodas, to take effect six months from today.

Read This:

• From Uproxx: A scathing review of Guy Fieri’s new restaurant culinary hell.
• From Jalopnik: The woman who cut off her breasts to be a better racer.
• From Forbes: If Mitt Romney is elected president, what does that mean for pr0n?

Watch This:

• The Simpsons intro is recreated with stills from Family Guy.

Look At This:

• Behind the scenes on the production of Disney’s The Lion King.

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