This Lunch Rush brought to you by the iPhone 5 vs. the iPhone 4 in one pic. 

What else?

• TDW Geek: After eight years in development, a fan-created Half-Life remake is here.
• Of Course: Samuel L. Jackson’s Obama ad will include the line: “Wake the f**k up!”
• Yikes: L.A. Times readers are pissed the paper put a pic of U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens’ body on the front page. (Link is graphic.)
• Pitiful: Kansas may remove Obama from the ballot because of birth certificate concerns.
• Finally: The “Smart Tab,” a reinvented soda can tab, could change everything.
• Hmmm: The White House has asked YouTube to review the anti-Muslim film that has sparked riots across the Mideast.
• Phew: Two university campuses were evacuated today after bomb threats, but no bombs were found.
• Hahaha: The Royals are suing a French tabloid for publishing photos of Kate Middleton topless.

Lunch Lady: L. Shima 

Lunch Leisure: Spastic (via) 

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