This Happy Hour brought to you by Escape From The Friend Zone. 

Know This:

• Bob Dylan isn’t plagiarizing.
• Amanda Bynes seriously needs prison time for being a sh*tty driver.
• Chris Brown’s new album got a homemade domestic abuse warning sticker in the U.K.
• The NYPD has received the green light to go undercover on Facebook.
• Despite the best protest video ever, Virginia has passed major regulations on abortion clinics.
• This guy hasn’t missed a day at the pub in 72 years.

Read This:

• From GQ: 20 percent of anorexics are men.What’s the deal?
• From The New Yorker: What was really behind the Benghazi attack?
• From The New York Times: The city that pays for all its grads to go to college.

Watch This:

• The definitive Boardwalk Empire supercut.
• The new Walking Dead season 3 trailer.
• The celeb F-bomb supercut.
• The Curiosity rover’s Mars descent in ultra HD.

Look At This:

• The epic Trust Of Facial Hair infographic.
• The NFL: Week 1 infographic.
• The most epic animal puzzle you’ll see all week.

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