Witty Coffee Shop Sign of the Day

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I got the Frappé patrol on the Latte patrolFoes that wanna make sure my mocha’s coldStarbucks barista that ask is it “hot or froze?”I’m from Columbia stupid, what kinda grounds are those?If you grew up with a phone in your hand, helloYou’d be celebrating the cookie that is actually dough

Witty Coffee Shop Sign of the Day

And the rest of the verse brought to you by beautiful folks on Reddit:

I got the Frappé patrol on the Latte patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my mocha’s cold
Starbucks barista that ask is it “hot or froze?”
I’m from Columbia stupid, what kinda grounds are those?
If you grew up with a phone in your hand, hello
You’d be celebrating the cookie that is actually dough

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